Tales from Ainsley's Property Management Days

The City Chicken

This is a story a former coworker shared with me. She found out that a chicken was living in one of the apartments she managed. We’ll call this hen The City Chicken. After my colleague notified the resident that keeping a chicken in the apartment was in fact a violation of her rental agreement, she received a faxed response. Addressed to the portfolio manager, the fax said something along the lines of “Dear Mean Manager, This is City Chicken. Please don’t make me move! This is a great apartment. I really love it here! The amenities are some of the finest in the City!”.